DAMNIT Disney World! Why am I not IN you?
Starting May 18, 2012, visitors to the Star Wars Weekends at Disney’s Hollywood Studios (located at Walt Disney World) can step into the “Carbon Freezing Chamber” and have an 8-inch figurine created of themselves “frozen in carbonite.” The figurine is comprised of a 3D scan of the visitor’s face and the body of Han Solo. According to Star Wars News, the Carbon Freeze Me experience allows guests to the theme park to “relive the famous carbon freezing scene from The Empire Strikes Back.” The 2012 Star Wars Weekends are every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from May 18 to June 10, 2012.
This is abso-freakin-necessary and if your summer vacation involves Amish Country, shame on you, sir. Shame on you.
The whole keeping Han Solo’s body is kinda creepy, but at the same time, pretty awesome. The last time I visited all the Orlando theme parks, I had my face scanned and put unto Aayla Secura—my sister was Padme. That was cool, but not as cool as this.